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"Advent Virus Warning" |
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WARNING...WARNING...ADVENT VIRUS IS GOING AROUND:
Be on the alert for symptoms of inner
HOPE,
PEACE,
JOY and
LOVE.
The hearts of a great many have already been exposed to this virus and it is possible that people everywhere could come down with it in epidemic proportions. This could pose a serious threat to what has, up to now, been a fairly stable condition of conflict in the world.
Some signs and symptoms of THE ADVENT VIRUS:
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A tendency to think and act spontaneously rather than on fears based on past experiences.*
An unmistakable ability to enjoy each moment.*
A loss of interest in judging other people*
A loss of interest in interpreting the actions of others*
A loss of interest in conflict*
A loss of the ability to worry*
Frequent, overwhelming episodes of appreciation*
Contented feelings of connectedness with others and nature*
Frequent attacks of smiling*
An increasing tendency to let things happen rather than making them happen*
An increasing susceptibility to the love extended by others as well as the uncontrollable urge to extend it to ourselves.
Please share this warning on to all your friends. This virus can and has affected many systems. Some systems have been completely cleaned out because of it.
May the presence of Jesus Christ, guide you and bless you this Advent.
(Contributed by Jackie McCann. --ss)
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